Sunday, September 8, 2013

How to tire out a toddler

A sleeping toddler is a wonderful thing!
Here are some ways you too can enjoy a sleeping toddler:

#1
Make him drive.  They put cruise control in cars for a reason.

#2
Send him out in the rain.  Don't forget to invite a friend.

#3
Make him cook dinner.
CAUTION: To avoid tantrums, do not attempt to assist the child

#4
Make him eat on the ground.  Chairs are for sissies.

#4.1
Bubble beards are not for sissies.





And finally #5
Take him to a really great Children's Museum.
Never be embarrassed to seek professional help.


Checking himself out in the bike car wash.

Planting flowers.
"He had a lush garden"
Climbing, climbing, climbing

Setting the table

Give him a job.  We recommend mailman.
Paige:  "Buddy, I don't think that is going to fit."

............

Paige:  "I stand corrected."


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